St. Patrick’s Day Pick-up Lines

 

I don’t have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

Top of the morning to you… actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning.

Why don’t you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we’ll get Lucky!

Tip o’ the Trojan to ye!

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?

If you don’t sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!

Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Well, lass, we’re the only ones still standing. How about a go?

Are you from Ireland? ‘Cause my dick’s-a-Dublin!

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.

Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.

How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?

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