How to actually seduce via conversation.

Sex Advice from a  hot member of  British Mature Sex.

How To Seduce Via Conversation.

The Mystery Method is a solid foundation for understanding the basic structure of a, “pickup.” There’s 3 phases: attract, comfort, seduce.

  1. Attract: This is the approach and initial conversation. You fucked this up when you said this, “Hey I think you’re really pretty, would you care to go on a date with me sometime?” There’s nothing attractive about those things. There’s nothing attractive about asking a girl out within 10 seconds of talking to her. That is the opposite of attractive, it’s needy. It basically says, “Hey I don’t know you and I don’t care, I will go on a date with anybody who is mildly attractive!” Don’t be that guy. The goal during attraction is to open and demonstrate value. You say hi, maybe compliment her if you’re going direct, maybe cold read her, tell her a story about something you just saw outside the venue, tell a joke, etc. This step lasts like 5-10 minutes and you’re looking for IOIs (indicators of interest). If she turns towards you and gives you her full attention, smiles, laughs, asks you questions, or tells you a story, those are IOIs. She’s invested in the conversation now, so we can move on.

  2. Comfort: This is building rapport and building a connection. No more overtly demonstrating value, no more performing. You aren’t a circus clown. Now you can start asking her questions about herself, get to know her and let her get to know you. Of course you are making eye contact, speaking loudly and clearly, and standing up straight like always, but you can also start kinoing here. That is slow and gradual physical escalation. Give her a high five when she mentions something she accomplished, touch her shoulder when she says something crazy or ridiculous, thumb wrestle with her, teach her a handshake, hold her hands, etc. This could take anywhere from 10 minutes to 10 hours depending on the girl and what she wants. This is the stuff that happens during your first conversation, but also throughout your dates. You may need to pause, get her number, then invite her out to continue this process. Depends on the girl and what she wants. Either way, make sure you do some of this before you mention any dates or numbers. If you make it halfway through this step, need to leave, and can come up with an excuse to grab her number and do something later, then you’re ready to number close.

  3. Seduce: This is everything from kissing to sex. Enough said. Get here first, then worry about the process.

St. Patrick’s Day Pick-up Lines

 

I don’t have four leaves, but if you pluck me, I’ll give you luck!

Top of the morning to you… actually, I’d like to be on top of you in the morning.

Why don’t you come catch a leprechaun with me. Maybe together we’ll get Lucky!

Tip o’ the Trojan to ye!

Is that a shillelagh in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

So you actually kissed the Blarney Stone? Tongue or no tongue?

If you don’t sleep with me, the leprechauns have already won!

Lassie, it’s your ancestral duty to drive the snake out of my pants!

Well, lass, we’re the only ones still standing. How about a go?

Are you from Ireland? ‘Cause my dick’s-a-Dublin!

You look magically delicious, and I just happen to be a cereal lovemaker.

Well, ye caught me, lass! Now I can grant ye one wish, as long as it involves sex.

How’d you like to help put the Irish Spring back into me shillelagh?

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11 Mind-Blowing Ideas to Up Your Valentine’s Day Sex

1. Spice up your sex with some roleplay

Plan on meeting at a bar. Then, introduce yourself to your significant other when they happen to sit right next to you. From then on, you two can play out a situation with completely different occupations and names. The possibilities are endless! Then, take it back to the bedroom and end your roleplay fantasy with a bang.

2. Make a Spotify playlist

Include all your favorite sexy songs in one playlist specifically for Valentine’s Day. Pick your fave bops with different beats and tempos so you can enjoy allllll kinds of rides along your many sex sessions.

3.

Incorporate your fave foods

Who said dessert has to be served at the dinner table? Bring the ice cream, whipped cream, or fave sweet treat into the bedroom. Serve it on you and your partner, and voila—le best tasting dessert you could ask for.

4.

Have sex before dinner

Think about it: you have a delicious glass of wine, and another, and another. Then the dinner, then the dessert, and all of a sudden it’s midnight and you have work the next day. Full, buzzed, and exhausted aren’t always the best circumstances for boning. So get it on before you leave for your date instead, and spend the rest of the meal basking in a sexy afterglow. And you know, more wine.

5.

Or better yet, get it on the next morning.

You shouldn’t go into a holiday that’s supposed to be fun all worked up over expectations of sex. If it doesn’t naturally happen, that’s okay! There’s nothing quite like rolling over the next morning and whispering all the things you wish you had done last night into your partner’s ear. (You can be a little late to work).

6. Buy each other one new sexy item for the bedroom

7.

Get each other chocolate

Because what’s better than one box of chocolate? Two! It’s cheap, affordable, and super sexy when you’re dropping them into each other’s mouth.

8.

Do something fun, rather than sexy.

Some people are all about the candle-lit meal with the soft violin music, and if that’s you, go for it! But if all the extra bells and whistles aren’t really your style, it’s easy to feel like you’re forcing the ~romance~, which can leave you feeling anything but sexy. Instead, try an activity that focuses on togetherness and fun. Go bowling, see a movie, see a concert. An event that leaves you feeling connected might be more likely to inspire sexy times than a four-course dinner.

9.

Get a hotel room

If you live with hella roomies, this may be the most considerate option provided there’s a reasonable hotel deal you can track down. If not, an Airbnb getaway can give you guys the time to focus on yourselves, rather than your paper-thin walls.

10.

Spend the day sexting

If you shoot off quick, sexy missives of what you want to do to each other throughout the day, come night time you’ll have a hot script of your own to act out. Plus the build-up of anticipation is unbearable in the best way.

11.

Get them a gift card that’s really for you

If you really want to go all in on the This Is The Sex Holiday vibe, set a budget, buy a gift card to a lingerie store of your choosing, and write down your sizes with a note that says “you pick.” They get to see you in lingerie + you get to keep said lingerie.

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